The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.
Author: Havelock Ellis

The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it it his head that splits.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

The postman always rings twice.
Author: James M. Cain

The powers that be are ordained of God,
Author: Bible

If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
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What kind of money do monsters use? Weirdo (weird dough).
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How can you get rich by eating? Eat fortune cookies.
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Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
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If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.
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