Best quotes to send by SMS
Sir Winston Churchill One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about what the war should be called. I said at once 'The Unnecessary War'.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

G. K. Chesterton Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

Jeremy Bentham The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they suffer?
Author: Jeremy Bentham

Mark Twain The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them.
Author: Mark Twain

Henry Kissinger The real distinction is between those who adapt their purposes to reality and those who seek to mold reality in the light of their purposes.
Author: Henry Kissinger

The best jokes to send by SMS
Monster jokes What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!
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Monster jokes What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he can't hear you.
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Monster jokes What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!
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Monster jokes Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads.
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Monster jokes Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!
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