Best quotes to send by SMS
Anna Quindlen If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.
Author: Anna Quindlen

Rebecca Beard The past is finished. There is nothing to b gained by going over it. Whatever it gave us in the experiences it brought us was something we had to know.
Author: Rebecca Beard

Ben Stein I came to realize that life lived to help others is the only one that matters and that it is my duty...This is my highest and best use as a human.
Author: Ben Stein

Confucius The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may not be made to understand it.
Author: Confucius

G. K. Chesterton The people who are the most bigoted are the people who have no convictions at all.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

The best jokes to send by SMS
Military jokes Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
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Military jokes Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.
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Military jokes A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Medically Exempt. Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped M.E. on his papers. "Does that mean I'm medically exempt?" he asked. "No," answered the doctor. "M.E. stands for Middle East. Anyone who can wear a truss upside down can certainly ride a camel."
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Military jokes Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, yet.
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Military jokes Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.
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