People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have.
Author: Anne Tyler

It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.
Author: Eugene McCarthy

The people have always some champion whom they set over them and nurse into greatness...This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when he first appears he is a protector.
Author: Plato

The people who are doing the work are the moving force behind the Macintosh. My job is to create a space for them, to clear out the rest of the organization and keep it at bay.
Author: Steve Jobs

I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

The theatrical manager exclaimed: "Your last role was magnificent, Mr. Brown. You enacted so well that officer wounded on the battlefield. Your suffering looked very much like real." "It was. I've got a large nail in my shoe." "Well," said the manager, "for heaven's sake leave it in until the end of the run of the play."
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Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes