The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side.
Author: James Baldwin

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
Author: Charles M. Schulz

The problem with any unwritten law is that you don't know where to go to erase it.
Author: Glaser and Way

The proof that man is the noblest of all creatures is that no other creature has ever denied it.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks for being preserved from the Puritans.
Author: Finley Peter Dunne

How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.
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Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.
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Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head.
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What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.
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What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.
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