Best quotes to send by SMS

Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
Author: Floyd Dell
The computer is a moron.
Author: Peter Drucker
Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
The creative person basically has two kinds of jobs: One is the sexy, creative kind. Second is the kind that pays the bills. Sometimes the task in hand covers both bases, but not often. This tense duality will always play center stage. It will never be tr
Author: Hugh Macleod
If you bow at all, bow low.
Author: Chinese Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS

Where do you take a sick wasp?
To
waspital.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
If a flea and a
fly pass each other what
time is it?
Fly past flea.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
Because she was a litter bug.
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
a
drunken man.
One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm
driving."
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes
One ant was running across an unopened box of
crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to
hurry?"
said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the
dotted
line'".
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes