Best quotes to send by SMS
Floyd Dell Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.
Author: Floyd Dell

Peter Drucker The computer is a moron.
Author: Peter Drucker

Ralph Waldo Emerson Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hugh Macleod The creative person basically has two kinds of jobs: One is the sexy, creative kind. Second is the kind that pays the bills. Sometimes the task in hand covers both bases, but not often. This tense duality will always play center stage. It will never be tr
Author: Hugh Macleod

Chinese Proverb If you bow at all, bow low.
Author: Chinese Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Insect jokes Where do you take a sick wasp? To waspital.
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Insect jokes If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it? Fly past flea.
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Insect jokes Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest? Because she was a litter bug.
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Insect jokes Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw a drunken man. One said to the other, "You bite him ? I'm driving."
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Insect jokes One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why do we have to hurry?" said one. "Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line'".
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