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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
Author: Frank Zappa

Art is the illusion of spontaneity.
Author: Japanese Proverb

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Author: Unknown

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Author: George Carlin

As Americans, we go forward, in the service of our country, by the will of God.
Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt

Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !
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What's fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels? Father Christmas on roller skates!
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What bird has wings but cannot fly ? Roast turkey !
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Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not? Because it wasn't raining!
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What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas, Eve !
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