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Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.
Author: Cicero

From lightest words sometimes the direst quarrel springs.
Author: Cato the Elder

From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
Author: Groucho Marx

Full fathom five thy father lies; Of his bones are coral made; Those are pearls that were his eyes: Nothing of him that doth fade But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange.
Author: William Shakespeare

Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to do a thing.
Author: Paul Theroux

How do Filipinos count money? One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a ...
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Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?
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Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?
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The teacher asked a Louisiana teenager to count to five. The youngster proceeded to count to five on his fingers. Then the teacher asked, "Can you count any higher?" The boy raised his hands over his head and counted to five again.
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Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.
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