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Every advantage in the past is judged in the light of the final issue.
Author: Demosthenes

Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Every crowd has a silver lining.
Author: Phineas Taylor Barnum

Every day that we spent not improving our products was a wasted day.
Author: Joel Spolsky

Every decision has a cost. Do I have to make this decision at all or can I move on to the next thing? What we decided to leave out is almost as important as what we put in.
Author: Joshua Schachter

Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!
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They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes, she can slice bread with it.
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Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.
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Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
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