Best Cell Phones

If we keep treating our most important values as meaningless relics, that's exactly what they'll become.
Author: Michael Josephson

If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
Author: Donald H. Rumsfeld

If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?
Author: Shantideva

If you can't be funny, be interesting.
Author: Harold Ross

If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write.
Author: Stephen King

Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class? Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I didn't do it because I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd February...!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes