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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.
Author: Jeff Valdez

Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter.
Author: Ernest Hemingway

Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish.
Author: Ovid

Change your thoughts and you change your world.
Author: Norman Vincent Peale

Character is forged in the smallest of struggles. Then, when the big challenges come, were ready.
Author: Waiter Rant

Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.
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Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'
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I love the lines men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?
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Why are condoms like cameras? -they both capture the moment.
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A man went into a store to buy some condoms. "That's 1 dollar 15 plus tax," said the store assistant. "I don't need tacks," said the man. "It'll stay up all by itself."
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