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Except our own thoughts, there is nothing absolutely in our power.
Author: Rene Descartes

Existence precedes and rules essence.
Author: Jean-Paul Sartre

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

Experience teaches slowly and at the cost of mistakes.
Author: James A. Froude

Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice; moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
Author: Barry Goldwater

a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!'
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First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!
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Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice you're bald.
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How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes

My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come? When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts.
This is the joke from a category: Hair and bald jokes