Best quotes to send by SMS
Dorothy Bernard Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
Author: Dorothy Bernard

Harold Wilson Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Author: Harold Wilson

Robert Ingersoll Courage without conscience is a wild beast.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

Mitchell Burgess Cranes carry this heavy mystical baggage. They're icons of fidelity and happiness. The Vietnamese believe cranes cart our souls up to heaven on our wings.
Author: Mitchell Burgess

Rita Mae Brown Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts.
Author: Rita Mae Brown

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep having the same dream, night after night. There's this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open." "What does the sign say?" asked the Doctor. "Pull," said the patient.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!
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Doctor and nurse jokes How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb? None - They just have a nursing assistant do it.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots ? I never make rash promises !
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then ? Well, I saw this light at the window...!
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