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Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It's unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it means you don't have to try.
Author: Peggy Noonan

Dangerous is wrath concealed. Hatred proclaimed doth lose its chance of wreaking vengeance.
Author: Seneca

Dateline: Mesopotamia, 3500 B.C. That's when the multi-faceted sounds we call music got its humble beginnings. It seems clappers were sent out the the fields to scare evil spirits away. These clappers started getting into the beat of their duty and, bingo
Author: Jeffrey Vlaming

Death be not proud, though some have called thee Mighty and dreadfull, for thou art not so, For, those, whom thou thinkst, thou dost overthrow, die not, poor death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
Author: John Donne

Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny.
Author: Aeschylus

What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !
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What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes