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Be kind - Remember every one you meet is fighting a battle - everybody's lonesome.
Author: Marion Parker

Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.
Author: Jules Renard

Be not afraid of growing slowly, be afraid only of standing still.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.
Author: Bible

Be not slow to visit the sick.
Author: Ecclesiastes

Pa's being chased by a bull! Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it? Get me some film for my camera!
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What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs!
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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!
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What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!
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