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Sir Thomas Beecham Brass bands are all very well in their place - outdoors and several miles away.
Author: Sir Thomas Beecham

William Shakespeare Brevity is the soul of wit.
Author: William Shakespeare

Laurence J. Peter Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.
Author: Laurence J. Peter

William Carlos Williams But all art is sensual and poetry particularly so. It is directly, that is, of the senses, and since the senses do not exist without an object for their employment all art is necessarily objective. It doesn't declaim or explain, it presents.
Author: William Carlos Williams

Anna Quindlen But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too busy eviscerating one another to take you on.
Author: Anna Quindlen

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Dinosaur jokes Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
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Dinosaur jokes Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.
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Dinosaur jokes How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur? Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.
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Dinosaur jokes What followed the dinosaur ? It's tail !
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Dinosaur jokes What would you get if you crossed a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!
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