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For every man shall bear his own burden,
Author: Bible

For if any be a hearer of the word, and not a doer, he is like unto a man beholding his natural face in a glass: for he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was.
Author: Bible

For me [video blogging] is like a scrapbook. You have all these video tapes sitting around and have no way to watch them. It's like an archive. It's so much easier than going through the video tapes.
Author: Mike B. Slone

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
Author: Virginia Woolf

For people to judge a man's worth and his very manhood according to the way he feels about sport, and not to recognize it for the piddly, inconsequential goings on that it really is...
Author: Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess

What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love , it will be for heifer.
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What do lovesick owls say when it's raining? Too-wet-to-woo.
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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!
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Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!
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A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'
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