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Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain.
Author: Pierre Trudeau

Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything.
Author: Harry S Truman

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.
Author: Unknown

Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but, unlike charity, it should end there.
Author: Clare Booth Luce

Challenges are gifts that force us to search for a new center of gravity. Don't fight them. Just find a different way to stand.
Author: Oprah Winfrey

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.
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Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.
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Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the kids!
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Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three.
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Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.
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