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Ask advice only of your equals.
Author: Danish Proverb

Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
Author: John Stuart Mill

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
Author: William Shakespeare

At 20 years of age the will reigns, at 30 the wit, at 40 the judgment.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu." She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche."
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Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight? A: Runs away from the draft.
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the road Democrat"? A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down the middle of his two-lane back.
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds from improving schools to improving jails? A: Because when his term is through, he won't be going to school.
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Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!
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