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Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.
Author: Miguel de Cervantes

Everyone loves justice in the affairs of another.
Author: Italian Proverb

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
Author: Leo Tolstoy

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

How did Gertie Gorilla make the 'Playboy' Calendar? She was 'Miss Ape-ril!'
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How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
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How does a Gorilla become another animal? When a Mafia don hires a 'big Gorilla' to be his bodyguard and the big Ape goes to the cops and turns into a stool pigeon!
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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around!
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What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!
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