Best quotes to send by SMS
Jerry Flint Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
Author: Jerry Flint

Pablo Picasso Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Author: Pablo Picasso

Bruce Barton Conceit is God's gift to little men.
Author: Bruce Barton

Marty Indik Confusion is always the most honest response.
Author: Marty Indik

H. L. Mencken Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor Can I have second opinion? Of course, come back tomorrow!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.
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