Best quotes to send by SMS

Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
Author: Jerry Flint
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Author: Pablo Picasso
Conceit is God's gift to little men.
Author: Bruce Barton
Confusion is always the most honest response.
Author: Marty Indik
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
Author: H. L. Mencken
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor, Doctor Can I have second
opinion?
Of course, come back tomorrow!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: You need new glasses
Patient: How do you know?, I haven't told you whats wrong with me
yet
Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the
window!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder
Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
yo-yo.
Are you stringing me along!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just
swallowed
a roll of film!
Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing
develops.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes