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Katherine Mansfield Could we change our attitude, we should not only see life differently, but life itself would come to be different. Life would undergo a change of appearance because we ourselves had undergone a change in attitude.
Author: Katherine Mansfield

Og Mandino Count your blessings. Once you realize how valuable you are and how much you have going for you, the smiles will return, the sun will break out, the music will play, and you will finally be able to move forward the life that God intended for you with grac
Author: Og Mandino

Dorothy Bernard Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
Author: Dorothy Bernard

Harold Wilson Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Author: Harold Wilson

Robert Ingersoll Courage without conscience is a wild beast.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

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Doctor and nurse jokes What's the difference between a nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn't at work anymore!
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Doctor and nurse jokes An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the patient in the hall as ordered, and after the third day the nurse told how he complained bitterly each time they did. The surgeon told them to keep walking him. After a week, the patient was ready to go. His family came to pick him up and thanked the surgeon profusely for what he had done for their father. The surgeon was pleased and appreciated the thanks, but told them that it was really a simple operation and we had been lucky to get him in time. "But doctor, you don't understand," they said, "Dad hasn't walked in over a year!"
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Doctor and nurse jokes What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
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Doctor and nurse jokes A man who was very upset walked in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!" he wailed. "What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep having the same dream, night after night. There's this door with a sign on it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open." "What does the sign say?" asked the Doctor. "Pull," said the patient.
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