Best quotes to send by SMS

Could we change our attitude, we should not only see life differently, but life itself would come to be different. Life would undergo a change of appearance because we ourselves had undergone a change in attitude.
Author: Katherine Mansfield
Count your blessings. Once you realize how valuable you are and how much you have going for you, the smiles will return, the sun will break out, the music will play, and you will finally be able to move forward the life that God intended for you with grac
Author: Og Mandino
Courage is fear that has said its prayers.
Author: Dorothy Bernard
Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.
Author: Harold Wilson
Courage without conscience is a wild beast.
Author: Robert Ingersoll
The best jokes to send by SMS

What's the difference
between a
nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Did you hear about the nurse who died
and went
straight to hell?
It took her two weeks to realize that
she wasn't at work
anymore!
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
An old fellow came
into the
hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder.
The
surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients
be up
and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent
blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the patient in the
hall as ordered, and after the third day the nurse told how he
complained bitterly each time they did. The surgeon told them to keep
walking
him.
After a week, the patient was ready to go. His
family came to pick him
up and thanked the surgeon profusely for
what he had done for their
father. The surgeon was pleased and
appreciated the thanks, but told them
that it was really a simple
operation and we had been lucky to get him
in time. "But doctor, you don't
understand," they said, "Dad
hasn't walked in over a year!"
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
What is a double-blind study?
Two
orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
A man who was very
upset walked
in to see his doctor. "Doctor, you've got to help me!"
he wailed.
"What seems to be the trouble?" asked the doctor. "I keep
having the
same dream, night after night. There's this door with a
sign on
it, and I push and push the door but I can't get it open."
"What
does the sign say?" asked the Doctor. "Pull," said the
patient.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes