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Person to person, moment to moment, as we love, we change the world.
Author: Samahria Lyte Kaufman

The house does not rest upon the ground, but upon a woman.
Author: Mexican Proverb

The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
Author: P. B. Medawar

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Author: Konrad Lorenz

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Author: Henry Kissinger

Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on. "So, uh, I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie huh?" "Naw", says the neighbor. "Ah's jes' stockin' the bunker now, 'cuz if I did it any other time, people'd think ah's nuts."
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A boy went into the local department store where he saw a sign on the escalator - 'Dogs must be carried on this escalator.' The boy then spent the next tow hours looking for a dog.
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Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.
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An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
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Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.
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