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Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your misfortunes if you have not time properly to attend to pecuniary [monetary] matters. Want of attention to these matters has impeded the progress of science and of genius itself.
Author: William Cobbett

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
Author: Miss Piggy

Beauty? Let me tell you something - being thought of as 'a beautiful woman' has spared me nothing in life. No heartache, no trouble. Love has been difficult. Beauty is essentially meaningless and it is always transitory.
Author: Halle Berry

Because you are in control of your life. Don't ever forget that. You are what you are because of the conscious and subconscious choices you have made.
Author: Barbara Hall

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.
Author: Albert Einstein

Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer? He wanted her to hit the hay!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

Why was the calf afraid? He was a cow-herd!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes