That mine adversary had written a book.
Author: Bible

That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Author: Charles Lindbergh

That's the thing about Mother Nature, she really doesn't care what economic bracket you're in.
Author: Whoopi Goldberg

Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But...I can't read your hand." "Why?" the man asks. "I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.
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Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit
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Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
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What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.
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Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
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