Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible That mine adversary had written a book.
Author: Bible

Ralph Waldo Emerson That which we persist in doing becomes easier, not that the task itself has become easier, but that our ability to perform it has improved.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Charles Lindbergh I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.
Author: Charles Lindbergh

Whoopi Goldberg That's the thing about Mother Nature, she really doesn't care what economic bracket you're in.
Author: Whoopi Goldberg

Mary Tyler Moore Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you're really strangers.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

The best jokes to send by SMS
Humor jokes A man walks into a palm reader store and asks the reader, "Could you read my palm?" He shows his hand to her, and she says, "But...I can't read your hand." "Why?" the man asks. "I don't understand your handwriting," the woman replies.
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Humor jokes Q. What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg? A. Limp biskit
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Humor jokes Q. Have you heard the latest scandal? A. Dr. Pepper was drunk at a party.
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Humor jokes What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder.
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Humor jokes Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
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