The absent are always in the wrong.
Author: English Proverb

I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.
Author: Lillian Hellman

The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve; we must not give ourselves up to it and follow it blindly, whether right or wrong.
Author: Pierre Charron

I wish you sunshine on your path and storms to season your journey. I wish you peace in the world in which you live... More I cannot wish you except perhaps love to make all the rest worthwhile.
Author: Robert A. Ward

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.
Author: Margaret Cho

Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying "no"? No. Oh, so it's you!
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

I can't understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied, "I'm taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth."
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes