The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Author: Doug Larson

The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty of messenger boys.
Author: Sir William Preece

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
Author: Matt Groening

The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight.
Author: Jerry Falwell

The art of dining well is no slight art, the pleasure not a slight pleasure.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

I don't know what it is that makes you stupid but whatever it is, it works.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the idiot who invented the one-piece jigsaw puzzle?
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player? His horse drowned . . .
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin'.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Hatton: I ain't as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn't be!
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes