The art of war is simple enough. Find out where your enemy is. Get at him as soon as you can. Strike him as hard as you can, and keep moving on.
Author: Ulysses S. Grant

The attempt and not the deed Confounds us.
Author: William Shakespeare

The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
Author: J. Frank Dobie

The beginning is the most important part of the work.
Author: Plato

I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Author: W. C. Fields

Did you hear about the Irishman who tried to swim the English channel? Halfway across he decided he couldn't make it so he swam back.
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Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son's shirts, so she had his name legally changed to "Machine Washable"?
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How do Alaska CB radio operators say "10-4"? "5-5-2-2."
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Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room.
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Slim walked into his local post office and noticed a new sign on the wall: MAN WANTED FOR ROBBERY IN MONTANA "Gosh!" he said, "If n only that job was in Texas, Ah'd take it!"
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