Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
Author: Moses Hadas

Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.
Author: Ayn Rand

Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
Author: Matt Groening

I have a hundred times wished that one could resign life as an officer resigns a commission.
Author: Robert Burns

That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ? An Ig !
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Where do mermaids go to see movies? ...The dive-in
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Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again?
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After wedding a young couple rented a town house in a large complex. Concerned about a leak in an upstairs bathroom, young woman called the manager several times, but nothing happened. Finally her husband reached the manager and, noting the seriousness of the problem, said, " My wife is afraid the bathtub will fall through the kitchen." "Oh, no," the manager quickly replied. "The bathtub falls through the living room."
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Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?
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