That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.
Author: Francis Hutcheson

That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we are responsible for our own fate, we reap what we sow, we get what we give, we pull in what we put out. I know these things for sure.
Author: Madonna

It is a truth universally acknowledged that as soon as one part of your life starts looking up, another falls to pieces.
Author: Helen Fielding

That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.
Author: William J. H. Boetcker

That's the secret of entertaining. You make your guests feel welcome and at home. If you do that honestly, the rest takes care of itself.
Author: Barbara Hall

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !
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This morning I felt that today was going to be my lucky day. I got up at seven, had seven dollars in my pocket, there were seven of us at lunch and there were seven horses in the seven o'clock race - so I backed the seventh. Did it win? No, it came seventh.
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Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.
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Q. What did Snow white say when her photos didn't come back from the photo store? A. "Some day my prints will come!"
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough. "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is," he said. "I will bet a week's wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won't be able to wheel back." "You're on, old man," the braggart replied. "Let's see what you got." The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, "All right. Get in."
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