If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither give nor receive.
Author: Dorothee Solle

She knows what is the best purpose of education: not to be frightened by the best but to treat it as part of daily life.
Author: John Mason Brown

She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table.
Author: Henry James

People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news.
Author: A. J. Liebling

Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.
Author: Charles F. Kettering

My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area." "Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"
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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.
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What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
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