The artist doesn't have time to listen to the critics. The ones who want to be writers read the reviews, the ones who want to write don't have the time to read reviews.
Author: William Faulkner

Patience is the companion of wisdom.
Author: Saint Augustine

The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.
Author: Frank Herbert

The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
Author: Anonymous

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. "It's amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan could lift all these people!"
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

When a small Montana village decided to buy a new fire truck, the town council met to decide what to do with the old one. Randall, an old rancher, stood up. "Ah think we should keep the old truck," he said. "We can use it for all them false alarms!"
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Kennen was having a drink in a saloon when his neighbor, Stakely, came rushing in. "Ah think somebody's stealin' yore pickup truck!" the man said breathlessly. Kennan ran outside, but came back right away. "Well, did yew stop him?" asked Stakely. "Naw!" said the redneck. "He was too fast. But Ah got his license plate before he got away!"
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes