
Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
Author: Denise Levertov
The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
Author: Havelock Ellis
The adventitious beauty of poetry may be felt in the greater delight with a verse given in a happy quotation than in the poem.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery
The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Author: Ayn Rand

Did you hear about the bear hunter?
Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a
large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just
as
he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began
to
speak to him!
"Isn't it better to talk than to shoot? What do
you want? Let's
negotiate the matter," said the
bear.
Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second, and then
replied, "I want a fur coat."
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes
A couple of hunters from Prague are out
hunting, and an emormous
bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of
the hunters.
Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive,
trapped in the belly of the
grizzly.
The other hunter runs back to
town and organizes a rescue party which
heads back to the woods
armed with torches, guns, spears, etc.
Soon they spot two bears on
the horizon and everybody starts shooting
at the bear that's
closest to them.
"No, not that one," shouts the surviving hunter,
"That's the
female."
"The Czech is in the male."
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes
Did you hear
about the idiot who
made his chickens drink boiling water?
He thought they would lay hard
boiled eggs.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
Two men were knocking in nails to
the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away.
"Why do
you keep throwing nails away" said the other.
"Because they have the
point at the wrong end", he replied
"You fool, we could use those on
the other side of the house!"
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes
What do stupid kids do at Halloween?
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes