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Denise Levertov Marvelous Truth, confront us at every turn, in every guise.
Author: Denise Levertov

Havelock Ellis The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.
Author: Havelock Ellis

Ralph Waldo Emerson The adventitious beauty of poetry may be felt in the greater delight with a verse given in a happy quotation than in the poem.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Antoine de Saint-Exupery Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Ayn Rand The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Author: Ayn Rand

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Hunting jokes Did you hear about the bear hunter? Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began to speak to him! "Isn't it better to talk than to shoot? What do you want? Let's negotiate the matter," said the bear. Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second, and then replied, "I want a fur coat."
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Hunting jokes A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters. Miraculously, the swallowed hunter remained alive, trapped in the belly of the grizzly. The other hunter runs back to town and organizes a rescue party which heads back to the woods armed with torches, guns, spears, etc. Soon they spot two bears on the horizon and everybody starts shooting at the bear that's closest to them. "No, not that one," shouts the surviving hunter, "That's the female." "The Czech is in the male."
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Idiot and fool jokes Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.
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Idiot and fool jokes Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other. "Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied "You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!"
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Idiot and fool jokes What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
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