Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information on it.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Author: Matt Groening

Ten censure wrong, for one that writes amiss.
Author: Alexander Pope

Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him the wine of experience, he presently found the taste of the lees rising as usual into his draught.
Author: Henry James

That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.
Author: Aldous Huxley

Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!
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New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
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Meg's mother was visiting her daughter at camp. 'How did you find the steak dinner?' she asked. 'With a magnifying glass!'
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The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountains. One night, a camper in the Rockies went to sleep early. But before climbing into his sleeping bag he yelled, 'Time to get up.' And eight hours later the echo came back and woke him up!
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Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.
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