I'd rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror at the slaughterhouse.
Author: Craig Volk

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
Author: Charles Kuralt

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Author: Sir Frederick G. Banting

Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

That mine adversary had written a book.
Author: Bible

What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !
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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career is in ruins !
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The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. "Have you ever been x-rayed?", asked the doctor. "Nope," she replied, "But ah've been ultra-violated."
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What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.
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