I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions.
Author: Lillian Hellman

The advice of friends must be received with a judicious reserve; we must not give ourselves up to it and follow it blindly, whether right or wrong.
Author: Pierre Charron

I wish you sunshine on your path and storms to season your journey. I wish you peace in the world in which you live... More I cannot wish you except perhaps love to make all the rest worthwhile.
Author: Robert A. Ward

Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.
Author: Margaret Cho

The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.
Author: William James

What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead.
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My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.
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A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied, "I'm taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth."
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How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.
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Housekeeper: Professor, there's a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn't believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I'll have to go and tell him myself.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes