Best quotes to send by SMS
Henry David Thoreau That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Nadine Stair If I had my life to live over... I'd dare to make more mistakes next time.
Author: Nadine Stair

J. B. Priestley Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
Author: J. B. Priestley

Madeleine L'Engle That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along.
Author: Madeleine L'Engle

Francine Du Plessix Gray The act of nutrition is not a purely physiological event... The family meal is a formality that cultivates in us... a capacity for sharing, generosity, thoughtfulness, a talent for civilized conversation.
Author: Francine Du Plessix Gray

The best jokes to send by SMS
Humor jokes Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to? A: Heck
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Humor jokes Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
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Humor jokes Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!
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Humor jokes Q: Why don't you wear snow boots? A: Because they'll melt.
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Hunting jokes Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home.
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