No one is ready for a thing until he believes he can acquire it.
Author: Napoleon Hill

That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Author: A. Whitney Brown

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it.
Author: Howard Newton

That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him?"
Author: Terry Pratchett

That which you call your soul or spirit is your consciousness, and that which you call 'free will' is your mind's freedom to think or not, the only will you have, your only freedom, the choice that controls all the choices you make and determines your lif
Author: Ayn Rand

What is the most breathless thing on television ? The Pink Panter Show !
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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ? A bellerina !
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What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
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Q: How many Survivors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
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Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.
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