That's the secret of entertaining. You make your guests feel welcome and at home. If you do that honestly, the rest takes care of itself.
Author: Barbara Hall

That's what I consider true generosity. You give your all, and yet you always feel as if it costs you nothing.
Author: Simone de Beauvoir

The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
Author: Henry Kissinger

It is the excitement of becoming - always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and trying again- but always trying and always gaining...
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

The ancestor of every action is a thought.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

A group of hunters fully equipped with rifles, ammo and camping supplies, came upon a young boy armed only with a slingshot. "What are you hunting for?" asked an older hunter. "I don't know. I ain't seen it yet," said the boy.
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? "Quack! Quack! Quack!"
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to make service because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer." One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're all safe."
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet. "What are they for?" he asked the pet shop manager. "Ah well, sir," came the reply, "that's a very unusual feature of this particular parrot. You see, he's a trained parrot, sir, he used to be in the circus. If you pull the string on his left foot he says 'Hello' and if you pull the string on his left foot he says 'Goodbye'." "And what happens if you pull both strings at once?" "I fall off my perch, you fool!" screeched the parrot.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes