Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Author: Matt Groening

Ten censure wrong, for one that writes amiss.
Author: Alexander Pope

Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him the wine of experience, he presently found the taste of the lees rising as usual into his draught.
Author: Henry James

That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.
Author: Aldous Huxley

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life, but in a new way.
Author: Doris Lessing

The Rocky Mountains are very big and far apart. It takes a long time for an echo to bounce back off one of these mountains. One night, a camper in the Rockies went to sleep early. But before climbing into his sleeping bag he yelled, 'Time to get up.' And eight hours later the echo came back and woke him up!
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Why was the banker bored? Because he lost interest in everything.
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What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ? Lou !
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Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend.
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Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and she still doesn't agree with me!"
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