Nobody speaks the truth when there's something they must have.
Author: Elizabeth Bowen

Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.
Author: Clive Barnes

Temper is a weapon that we hold by the blade.
Author: James M. Barrie

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
Author: Moses Hadas

Thanksgiving is a typically American holiday...The lavish meal is a symbol of the fact that abundant consumption is the result and reward of production.
Author: Ayn Rand

What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
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Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid? He was totally bow-gus!
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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"
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The Counselor was greeting the new campers. 'So you decided to come to camp,' she said to one. 'Nope,' the camper answered. 'I was sent to camp!'
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On the last day of camp everyone was asked the same question: 'What is the best part of the camp?' One wise guy answered, 'Going home!'
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