That's what I consider true generosity. You give your all, and yet you always feel as if it costs you nothing.
Author: Simone de Beauvoir

The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.
Author: Henry Kissinger

It is the excitement of becoming - always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and trying again- but always trying and always gaining...
Author: Lyndon B. Johnson

The ancestor of every action is a thought.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

No sword bites so fiercly as an evil tongue.
Author: Sir Philip Sidney

The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to make service because of hunting season. I had the whole congregation pray for your deer." One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're all safe."
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.'
This is the joke from a category: Hunting jokes

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet. "What are they for?" he asked the pet shop manager. "Ah well, sir," came the reply, "that's a very unusual feature of this particular parrot. You see, he's a trained parrot, sir, he used to be in the circus. If you pull the string on his left foot he says 'Hello' and if you pull the string on his left foot he says 'Goodbye'." "And what happens if you pull both strings at once?" "I fall off my perch, you fool!" screeched the parrot.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn't remember if he used to be forgetful.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes