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Ayn Rand That which you call your soul or spirit is your consciousness, and that which you call 'free will' is your mind's freedom to think or not, the only will you have, your only freedom, the choice that controls all the choices you make and determines your lif
Author: Ayn Rand

William Shakespeare Like one Who having into truth, by telling of it, Made such a sinner of his memory, To credit his own lie.
Author: William Shakespeare

Reverend Sean Parker Dennison The ability to see beauty is the beginning of our moral sensibility. What we believe is beautiful we will not wantonly destroy.
Author: Reverend Sean Parker Dennison

Cicero The absolute good is not a matter of opinion but of nature.
Author: Cicero

Francis Quarles If thou desire the love of God and man, be humble, for the proud heart, as it loves none but itself, is beloved of none but itself. Humility enforces where neither virtue, nor strength, nor reason can prevail.
Author: Francis Quarles

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Humor jokes What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels.
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Humor jokes Which painter always had a very bad cold? Vincent Van Cough
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Hunting jokes A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a hilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
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Hunting jokes What's a big game hunter? Someone who's lost his way to the match.
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Hunting jokes A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."You're extinct," he said. The dinosaur was hard of hearing."What was that you said?" The hunter shouted at the top of his voice."You are extinct." The dinosaur looked a little nonplused. "So would you if you'd been dead for six milion years."
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