I have a hundred times wished that one could resign life as an officer resigns a commission.
Author: Robert Burns

That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

If I had my life to live over... I'd dare to make more mistakes next time.
Author: Nadine Stair

Like its politicians and its wars, society has the teenagers it deserves.
Author: J. B. Priestley

That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been all along.
Author: Madeleine L'Engle

Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
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Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a cosmos of nothingness.
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Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."
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Q: Where do people who say "shoot" and "darn" go to? A: Heck
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Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey
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