Best quotes to send by SMS
Bible Tell it not in Gath; publish it not in the streets of Ashkelon
Author: Bible

Craig Volk I'd rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror at the slaughterhouse.
Author: Craig Volk

Charles Kuralt Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
Author: Charles Kuralt

Sir Frederick G. Banting No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Author: Sir Frederick G. Banting

Mary Tyler Moore Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

The best jokes to send by SMS
Humor jokes Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!
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Humor jokes What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.
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Humor jokes What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !
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Humor jokes How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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Humor jokes What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career is in ruins !
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