Tell it not in Gath; publish it not in the streets of Ashkelon
Author: Bible

I'd rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror at the slaughterhouse.
Author: Craig Volk

Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything.
Author: Charles Kuralt

No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.
Author: Sir Frederick G. Banting

Pain nourishes courage. You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you.
Author: Mary Tyler Moore

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!
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What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.
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What do you get if you cross a toilet with a pop singer ? Loo-Loo !
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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?" "Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career is in ruins !
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