Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
Author: Max Frisch

Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information on it.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.
Author: Matt Groening

Ten censure wrong, for one that writes amiss.
Author: Alexander Pope

Thanks to his constant habit of shaking the bottle in which life handed him the wine of experience, he presently found the taste of the lees rising as usual into his draught.
Author: Henry James

What is the most romantic city in England? Loverpool!
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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love? A stupid Cupid!
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Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!
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New camper: I thought you said this camp has no mosquitoes. Old camper: That's right. These mosquitoes come from the camp down the road!
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Meg's mother was visiting her daughter at camp. 'How did you find the steak dinner?' she asked. 'With a magnifying glass!'
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