Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.
Author: Alfred Hitchcock

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.
Author: Alan Corenk

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Nothing is more like a wise man than a fool who holds his tongue.
Author: Saint Francis de Sales

No one is ready for a thing until he believes he can acquire it.
Author: Napoleon Hill

Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Shh! Don't make such a fuss. Soon everyone will want one.
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At the end of camp, Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed. 'How did your trunk get so neat?' she asked her messy daughter. 'It was easy,' said Julie. 'I just never unpacked!'
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Steve wrote home. 'I'm glad you named me Steve,' he said in the letter. 'Why?' asked his mother in her reply. 'Because that's what all the kids at camp call me,' he wrote back.
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Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!
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How is a bell obedient? It sounds off only when it is told (tolled).
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