Talent does what it can, Genius does what it must.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.
Author: Aldus Manutius

Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in the right direction and you are you once again.
Author: Margaret Cho

That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.
Author: Francis Hutcheson

That consciousness is everything and that all things begin with a thought. That we are responsible for our own fate, we reap what we sow, we get what we give, we pull in what we put out. I know these things for sure.
Author: Madonna

An engineer, an experimental physicist, a theoretical physicist, and a philosopher were hiking through the hills of Scotland. Cresting the top of one hill, they see, on top of the next, a black sheep. The engineer says: "What do you know, the sheep in Scotland are black." "Well, *some* of the sheep in Scotland are black," replies the experimental physicist. The heoretical physicist considers this for a moment and says "Well, at least one of the sheep in Scotland is black." "Well," the philosopher responds, "on one side, anyway."
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Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?
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My brother's looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can't find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.
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"Do you love me more than you love sleep?" "I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!"
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What did one bell say to the other? "Be my valenchime!"
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