Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls forth nothing but hatred and vengeance.
Author: Clarence Darrow

Take therefore no thought for the morrow; for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
Author: Bible

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have often thought morality may perhaps consist solely in the courage of making a choice.
Author: Leon Blum

Taxation without representation is tyranny.
Author: James Otis

What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair.
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Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room.
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When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. "I have," said Fred. "How much?" asked the manager. "I don't know exactly," said Fred, "I haven't shaken it lately."
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What did the bell say when it fell in the water? I'm wringing wet.
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Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!
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